She was acting like a pantomime—a pantomime must know better than anyone that if she was invited to sit down, she would have a hard time getting back up after the timer!
Even though these anxious and angry thoughts crashed back and forth in Lin Sanjiu's mind, causing her ears to buzz; but the barber shop was still immersed in a quiet darkness, and the only voice in the shop was the barber creature. A low humming sound, as he went further and further, the humming became lighter and lighter.
The dust was stirred up, and fell silently to the ground one by one.
"Quick," Lin Sanjiu shouted angrily in his mind, "hurry up and tell me what the fifth and sixth moves are?"
"It's 'rolling on the ground like a newspaper roll'," said Teacher Yi, and Lin Sanjiu also "saw" the scene of the mime at the time—the mime who was standing suddenly fell to the ground with a thud, his hands and feet Just like the whiskers and feet under the long worm's body, it supported him to roll to the other end of the stone road quickly and quickly, and quickly climbed up again.
"What about the sixth? I'm trapped in a chair and can't roll," Lin Sanjiu urged.
She didn't know where the hairdresser creature went, what did she do, or when she would come back, so she turned her head around desperately, trying to find a way to get out-a meter away from the left and right sides, with a black chair on each side, facing each other. In the first half a meter, there is a long mirror; to the right of the mirror is a small cabinet, where there are sundries such as bottles, jars, scissors, etc. It doesn't seem to be useful.
"'Pull something open'," said Teacher Yi. "He stood on the ground and made a gesture of reaching out and pulling away, as if opening an invisible cabinet door."
At this moment, Lin Sanjiu caught a slight sound from behind the curtain deep in the store—she turned her head with a swoosh, and found that the barber creature emerged from the darkness again. Curtains open on top of huge heads.
On his arm hung a heavy, dirty cloth soaked with dark brown stains, and it took a little imagination to see that it was originally white.
Lin Sanjiu glanced at it, and suddenly understood what it was used for: Before a haircut, wouldn't the barber always tie a drape on the client's body?
"The seventh," said Teacher Yi, who did not dare to delay, and said quickly, "it's 'crawl on all fours'—"
The scene where the pantomime actor knelt on his knees on the ground, and then put his hands on the ground like a dog, repeatedly circling, pausing, and crawling in a different direction for a while, emerged from Lin Sanjiu's mind.
"This," Lin Sanjiu's eyes lit up, "this might make me climb down?"
When the barber creature came towards her, she made a decisive decision, and she slumped down her upper body smoothly and pressed her hands on the ground - but her hips and legs seemed to belong to another person, dead and unable to express any strength. Lift her up from the chair.
In this way, she couldn't finish the part of "kneeling on your knees" anyway.
"How could this be?" Teacher Yi anxiously seemed to want to turn around in his head, "Mingming's hands fell on the ground..."
"I understand, in the movement of his crawling on all fours, there is a part that lowers the upper body, so I can do this part," Lin Sanjiu said, but he tried a few times without giving up. He jumped loudly, "But the muscles and the way he needs to exert force when he kneels down is completely different from leaving the chair... I can't do it."
That is to say, as long as it is an action performed by the mime, even if she does not complete it, she can only take part of it: for example, if the mime turns her head 90 degrees, then Lin Sanjiu can choose to turn her head 60 degrees; because In the process of turning his head 90 degrees, the mime must have a node where he once "turned his head 60 degrees".
"What are you doing?"
When a greasy male voice sounded from behind, Lin Sanjiu straightened up suddenly—thankfully the last part of "crawling on all fours" included "getting up straight".
In the mirror, the pair of orange-like eyeballs rolled around a few times.
"Don't move around," the barber creature laughed, "If you cooperate well, I can finish my haircut earlier."
earlier? Could it be that if you finish the countdown before the end of the countdown, you will be able to leave—
The dirty cloth unfolded suddenly, and in an instant, Lin Sanjiu was so choked by the strong and familiar stench that he even lost his thoughts just now; those who have survived in the apocalyptic world for a long time, sooner or later will smell it at some point, because sooner or later they will see a rotting corpse.
She watched the cloth unfold in front of her and understood what those dark brown stains were. The desire to vomit was suppressed by the invisible force, and she couldn't even tremble; the barber creature slowly wrapped the shroud around Lin Sanjiu's neck and said: " Don't be unhappy, although it's a little dirty, the customers who come here for haircuts all use this cloth."
He stretched out a cold, thin hand, tidied it at the neck of the shroud, and said, "For example, this one."
When Lin Sanjiu raised his eyes, there was an extra head on his shoulder in the mirror.
It was the head of a man, somehow protruding from the neckline of the shroud, along with her neck, and lying softly on her right shoulder; the man's face was pale and gray, half The open lips seemed to have a large gray and white mold, and it was obvious that she had been dead for a long time - but she didn't know what was going on, and appeared on her shoulder.
Could it be... Was it wrapped around her with the shroud?
On the left shoulder, there is a crooked woman's head. The time of her death seemed to be shorter than that of the man's head; the rough brown hair hung down one shoulder of Lin Sanjiu.
"Look, your hair is too short," the hairdresser's biological hand crossed Lin Sanjiu's head, causing her to involuntarily get goosebumps. "If you want to get a hairstyle like mine, you must have a hair extension..."
Teacher Yi's voice suddenly became sharp. "A hair extension? He means, a hair extension from a dead person?"
"To tie the hair of all three people together," the barber creature seemed to be in high spirits, and a completely out-of-tune humming sound began to be heard from the face that was so wide that it could not be seen at a glance, "The pores must be opened. , open it, the three of them go in with their hair, go in, get out of their foreheads..."
I don't know when the scissors he was holding in his hand opened in the air with a "click".
Lin Sanjiu has now completely turned into a literal "sit and wait".
No matter what, he couldn't let him touch his hair; if he asked Teacher Yi one by one what he was doing, it was definitely too late. Now he had to buy some time - Lin Sanjiu gritted his teeth, suddenly raised his right hand, The dead man's head on his shoulders was jolted and tilted.
She rushed forward and made a "pull" action.
It's just that there was no handle in front of her for her to pull, so her hand stretched out and pulled it back, and the only effect it had was to swipe across the counter in front of the mirror, sweeping a large piece of debris.
The broad and gigantic face above his head lowered his face sullenly. "Why are you not careful?"
As a hairdresser, he should pack his things, right?
Lin Sanjiu sat stiffly in the same position, staring at the huge head in the mirror that made it more uncomfortable to look at.
When the barber creature finally put down the scissors reluctantly and took a step towards the cabinet, Lin Sanjiu hurriedly shouted in his mind: "Quick, what's the next move? Tell me all!"
The eighth action is to grab something, and then raise his arms to throw it out; when the mime is doing this action, he takes a step forward with his feet to use strength - but for how to get out of the chair out, but it didn't help.
The barber creature seemed to be fooled, picked up a bottle from the ground and placed it on the counter.
"The ninth one," said Teacher Yi quickly, "he leaned back and did several backflips."
The barber creature lowered its huge head and looked at the ground.
"The tenth," Teacher Yi didn't dare to delay, "he stood on the ground, kicked his foot high sideways into the air, and then... as if the kick was painful, he hugged his feet and jumped and turned twice. "
What are they all!
When Lin Sanjiu scolded the street in his heart, the barber creature sighed, and seemed impatient to pick it up one by one, stretched out one foot, and swept everything under the chair next to him.
"Okay, let's continue," the barber creature turned his head towards her slowly, because it was so huge that seconds passed by, but he was still turning his head, not finished. "We don't need these things anyway..."
When his scissors opened on Lin Sanjiu's head in the mirror, she was so anxious that she jumped off the wall—she couldn't think of how to get up from the chair with these combination of movements, because none of the movements really helped her. She stood up—she just wanted to avoid the pair of scissors on her head; her body responded very quickly, twisting her upper body, her head, along with two shaking heads on the left and right, disappeared from the scissors. The bottom slid over and twisted to one side.
The next action was made almost entirely subconsciously, as if her body already knew what to do, just waiting for an opportunity to make a decision.
Lin Sanjiu's feet wrapped in field boots kicked out heavily, hitting the mirror in front of him with a bang. Her legs were long, and the chair was only half a meter away from the mirror. The force of the kick suddenly pushed her out, including the chair, and smashed it all into the body of the barber creature.
The top-heavy barber creature stumbled out and fell to the ground with a thud; the chair slid out of Lin Sanjiu's body, and she also fell to the ground almost at the same time. The two heads seemed to be rubbing against each other, clinging to her head, hugging her head, she was completely resting on the woman's head, and the man's head rested on the bottom.
"That's great," said Teacher Yi, "there is a 'stand up' part in many movements, hurry up!"
In fact, without her having to finish her words, Lin Sanjiu quickly sat up, grabbed the shroud's chest, rounded his arms, and threw it away with two heads together.
Although her movements were restricted, her physical fitness and speed and strength were still there; when she jumped up and flew to the door of the store, Yu Guang told her that the barber creature had just finally stood up.
"Dang bang" a few times passed, but with the strength of Lin Sanjiu, the door of the barber shop remained motionless, without any intention of being pulled open by her.
"You've... been assigned to me," the barber creature said slowly behind him, "how can I let you go if I don't finish cutting my hair?"